Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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