Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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