just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I love having hate sex.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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