Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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