IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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