How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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