The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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