so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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