At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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