what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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