dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there was a trapeze. enough said
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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