if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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