my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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