Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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