she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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