last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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