guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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