Pants 0. Shit 1.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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