Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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