so that wasnt chicken after all
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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