Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You've changed since you got that strap on
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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