Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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