He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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