This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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