I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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