it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It's blow job season.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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