at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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