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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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