it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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