Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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