i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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