Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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