HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
that may or may not have been my penis.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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