im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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