What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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