i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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