I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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