so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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