oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He better not be in your backpack
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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