I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
