operation have a gay friend backfired
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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