That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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