Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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