: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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