Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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