is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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