we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Randomize
