i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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