Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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