i just wanna soil my oats bro
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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