Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The Olympian is in my bed
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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