You really coming over, don't trick.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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