No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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