just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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