Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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