I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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